Fear God, Honor The King, Don’t Be A Nincompoop

I never really noticed before that King J (the English crown) gets free advertising on the cover of EVERY good fundamentalist Bible… it got me thinkin…🤨

Someone in my small town told me about a new Church that started up recently and it’s meeting at a local restaurant. They’d heard good things and I’m always interested in something alternative, so I went down there this evening to see if there might be a sign. There WAS! “God bless King Jimmy… Long Live the KING!” (Wait- isn’t he dead?) And don’t we get in trouble for… adding words to the Bible? But put our name on the front cover and it would become… fundamental? 🤔

In fact, isn’t that a ticket straight to hell?? (Oh wait, King J knew that hell didn’t exist- cause of course St Augustine made it UP…following Plato and pagan Greek traditions of course! …another story) But he DID overemphasize the concept of hell about 350% more than his nearest competitors… very Fundamental right? But we still have that 99.99% accuracy rating? Right, well, he’s poofed for sure then. Or maybe God wanted to share the front cover of His OWN book with King Jimmy… AS WELL AS advertising on every Fundamentalist posting till Kingdom Come? (Hmm, I woulda thought they might have included Jesus in there somewhere, but… maybe we just waive the British flag and call it good?)

I never really noticed before that King J (the English crown) gets free advertising on the cover of EVERY good fundamentalist Bible… it got me thinkin…🤨 Why would they need to hold the ‘ruling’ position in America when we made King J our spiritual ‘head’ before the conquest even STARTED here on the mainland? And we fundamentalists have been purchasing his advertising since 1611 without a backward glance. Well, it WAS the newest hit, and promoted as the most faithful and scholarly translation to date—not to mention the most accessible. Wow, lucky for the crown, it was available EVERYWHERE… fairly inexpensively! The best propaganda is the one the people fund with their own pocketbook.😉